..merged with My Life Monday because my Mama was too lazy to do this entire post yesterday. We have been dead to the blogging world for a bit because we've been so busy and were out of town. While we were gone I participated in 3 (!) Easter egg hunts. That is triple the candy intake of normal kids. But I'm not normal, so that's ok. After each one of my hunts my Mama made me dump all the candy in one big bowl and only lets me have one piece at a time and usually only once per day. Umm, how is that fair? I'm the one that worked for it, I didn't see her out there on her hands and knees picking up plastic eggs. I saw her standing cozy with her little paparazzi camera. She says too much candy is bad for me, but I don't see any credentials hanging on the wall that make her some sort of candy expert. She just needs to wait and see how bad the karma from this is going to be.
1. Annyywayyy, our my first hunt was with our playgroup, pretty low key, but as always the Mamarazzi followed me, damn flashbulbs....
2. My second egg hunt made me a local celebrity, err I mean local celebrity in Mama's hometown. At my normal stomping ground in NW Houston I'm kind of a big deal, plus I've been named the Funnest Girl in Cypress, a pretty high title if I do say so myself.
3. Then as if teasing me with all this candy wasn't enough, they make me have ANOTHER egg hunt at home. I found lots of eggs, I'm pretty much a professional now a great skill to list on my resume.
4. Let's see, what else have I been up to, with so many activities it's hard to remember. Oh yeah, I did some swinging, but you already knew that was on my daily agenda.
5. I did some circus training with my miniature lion at my MeeMee's house.
6. I sat around looking carefree and stylish in case I make it into the current issue of US Weekly.
7. I had to bring our new puppy Charlie, (Charlie is his given name but I prefer Charlie-boy), to the vet. It's a good thing I let my Mama come along, it was hard work holding him and I don't think I could have held him and filled out the proper paperwork so she came in handy. The "doggy and kitty doc-or" gave him some medicines to make his cough go away. I could take a picture of the medicines to show you but the camera is too high for me to reach right now. Just picture normal pills in your brain, now picture them going into a blue bottle with a dog and cat picture on the side, now take a mind picture, taadaaa!!
8. Oh yeah, and the big bunny dude visited me -- you know the giant bunny, like at the mall. A regular old 'don't follow down the hole' bunny couldn't lift those big baskets silly. I only saw the giant bunny from afar. I mean, I know he is innocent and on the up and up but he reminds me of these. Yuck. Anyway, he brought me some cool stuff. I don't have any actual pictures of my basket because my loser Mama was in charge of the camera and failed to get that shot. Oh well, it's only my childhood, who would want to capture pictures of that anyway, since I'm only going to have one and all.
9. We bought some dead animals and cooked them, hooray! *Note: I'm a vegetarian except for the occasional chicken nugget.
10. Oh my goodness I almost forgot, I have the most wonderful and exciting news!! The big bunny brought me my own sextuplets!!! Now I can finally get that reality show I've been wanting!! I didn't know how I was going to make it happen but now that this opportunity has just dropped into my lap, how could I pass it up?! (*Note: The picture below only shows 5 of my sextuplets, I'm not dumb, I can count. I misplaced one, I mean she must be around here somewhere, have you ever tried to keep track of six kids? That's what I thought, so stop judging. )
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