Dear Sunshine, what is the deal? You shine a few days during the week and then pour all weekend. This is the 3rd week in a row of this cycle and weather.com is already showing that next weekend will be a repeat. Stoppppppppppp!
Dear Charlie, you are driving me freakin' nuts. Stop chewing on everything. You give me more grief then my 1.75 year old -- I don't think that is normal!
Dear Gazebo, you look so nice standing in our courtyard, so new and clean. I unfortunately did not do any background checking to see if our HOA was even going to allow us to have you. I mean, I don't see what the problem could be, it's not like your a huge light up sign that says "Boobs & Beer Here!" -- but still, if you could think happy thoughts that we don't get arrested by the HOA I would really appreciate it.
Dear 24 Hour Fitness, I'm thinking about coming to see you again. I'm not sure exactly how I feel about our reunion though. I hope our reunion is smooth and streamlined, like we were never apart. If we could meet in the middle on this I would really appreciate it.
Dear Sprinkle's Cupcakes, you have done it yet again. Pushed your opening date. Your novelty is starting to wear off, I don't think I even care if you ever open anymore, I've tasted you before and you aren't worth waiting around for. (Ok, I didn't mean that, I'll probably still come visit you since I'm a sucker -- but I won't be happy about it!)
Dear Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, I write this with a heavy heart but I finished off my last pack of clearance Easter Eggs this week. I tried to savor every bite, knowing that I wouldn't be reunited with them again until Halloween decor is distributed (which let's be honest, if I shopped at Wal-Mart would be like July). I'm not a candy designer or marketing professional but there but be some sort of summer holiday that we could make work. I already have a few suggestions to help you along (pro bono):
- Earth Day - unfortunately you're too little too late for this one, but I mean a circle with a little bit of raised design, easy smeasy.
- Cinco De Mayo- Still time to make this one happen! Beer bottle shaped?
- Mother's Day - A flower.
- Father's Day - A tie.
- July 4th - this is soooo logical, a star - WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THIS?
- Armed Forces Day - a bazooka?
Anyway, that's just a little something I've been working on. If you can't make it happen I understand, but as mentioned above my heart will ache until Halloween.
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